Greg Norman Play

Rate this golf joke (for golfers only)?
Tiger Woods and Greg Norman are playing a round of golf when a storm blows in. Wind, rain, thunder and lightning. Being devout golfers and professionals as they are, they continue playing until all of a sudden, a lightning bolt hits the ground just a few metres in front of them. Tiger abandons his golf bag and bolts for the nearest tree. Greg just places his bag on the ground and starts looking through it. Eventually he pulls out a club and holds it high over his head.
“Are you stark raving mad Greg?” yells Tiger from under the tree.
“NO!”
“Then what are you doing holding that golf club up in the air like that?”
“It’s a one iron,” says Greg.
“Not even God can hit one of those!”
8.5 and only because it’s the truth!
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