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Life is too short for having a bunker
Life is too short for having a bunker
As a professional woman in the desperate need of a fertile network, I must admit that there was a "if-you-cannot-beat-em …" respect my decision to play golf. The golf course was, for me, a simple satellite tracking for companies testosterone dominated world in which I work, where all kinds of wheels and deals with higher level have been implemented without careful before start the third.
I wanted to participate in action and did not take a genius to see that almost all businesses related to retirement, conferences or seminars took place near the golf course of a suspect. Not to mention the fact that the men in my office defended the port mid-week with a pink polo shirt and pants khaki in sniffing the cocky, "Hey, I'm playing New Pine Hills with a client today." I guess if I left office in a tracksuit, fleece, two-piece flip-flops, and my hair in a ponytail, and explained he was taking a client with his finger on the back Emotions and a spa for the face, which is not the same ring dedicated to her.
So I signed up for golf lessons.
It has everything I look for in a sport, sartorially speaking. I can well summarized in two words: no spandex. In my case, is a threshold requirement for any sport. That and the lack of need for protective equipment of any kind. It goes gay with white skirts lace panties Co., rental shoes, tank tops, micro-shorts, sports bras or rubber boots. In fact, you view only as the ideal sport. Who is not broken sunglasses, a visor, a natural fiber shirt, shorts and wide feet? Add McGann, a cap and sporting terms, no We can do better.
I can not help noting that men also tangible progress on this front. pastel colored shirts and pants have disappeared striking. Well, except apparel of the late Jack Lemmon at Pebble Beach. I guess the PGA finally outlawed prudently and white checkered belts and all kinds. When television color became commonplace, the future of the sport depended.
It is surprising that if a sport dominated by men is not very macho. Now I'm more times and still have not seen all the heads of top butts slapped, tip of the ball, do something like Funky Chicken. Mero Arnold Palmer and spitting image set is unthinkable. It is also difficult for amateur golf pictures with faces painted in team colors general swinging an ax.
The decorum is reflected even in names of golfers. Famous golfers perfectly civilized nicknames like Jack or Lee. Not a Bubba or Mad Dog-in the lot. The emergence of Tiger on the stage may jeopardize my theory and the harbinger of a modern movement to the ferocity. However, all sports ready to hug someone called Fuzzy my vote.
It turns out that the only thing on steroids in sports is the handbag. As if my real interest, because capitalism is not all bad, I was accused of taking golf to have a permit to carry a bag five feet. I confess that I began to salivate when they gave me a bag golf as a gift and imagine multiple uses in many sections, irregularly shaped, cleverly zipper.
Soon after, I was so excited to see the cover of golf for women in the teaser, "What in the pockets of professionals? He could hardly wait to confirm that me and the pros' bags were filled the same essential for the lips, Whopper packing, scrunchies, car keys, and, of course, my business cards.
Imagine my disappointment to learn that Alice Ritzman is a driver in his "bag of data from nine degrees prgr farm graphite shaft flex and Kris Tschetter is a Ping Eye 2 (red) of beryllium copper 53 – and 60-degree sand wedge with graphite shafts G. Loomis. "I feel betrayed.
The courses are always naturally arid deserts have become excessive quantities of water green scenery. But the game itself only interferes with my desire to commune with nature and celebrate our one cosmic Ness.
I do not find rake the bunker to have some therapeutic effect zen. The game itself is, of course, impossible. As a result, golf clubs, unlike golf bags, no less hostile. The mere notion that we could, standing, hitting a small ball on the ground with a long thin stick is a joke. Assuming this can be done with the precision and power is completely insane. No offense to golfers who walk the righteous way carrying their bags, but I guess the sport is not very high in the index endorphin, either. Yes, if not for the actual game play, would certainly be the perfect sport.
Despite my lack of ability, sex is not much of a disadvantage in golf. A slow, careful swing and a good team can approach the same result as the big biceps and power supply. No, oddly enough, the advantage of men in golf is not physics. All of this makes sense. They have developed these silly games bet definitely favor the left side the brain. I think I can handle "skins" but I need a laptop "Bingo Bango Bongo" – the name that I always find something obscene. And when someone suggests that "several presses or Greenies, kites and sand in Nassau," I just throw my wallet and I say take what you want.
As with many things, my target is not being faithful in essence, but are related. I am a scientist in golf fully later. The ritual flag a cold beer and an appetizer high Fat is a natural. Recently I have seen the spread of mud on my pants cuffs and scribble on a scorecard, before lifting my clubs in my trunk and head directly from the parking area in front of the club, where I was installed with a lot of my cards directly in front of me and waited for opportunities to walk unhappy.
A negative result (Line Out at the ankle bit ugly tan) is unparalleled in the world of gag gifts golf invites. I just got off the phone, Planning my first lesson, when my daughter gave me a collection plate of a fantasy channels that includes a waterfall, butte, the crocodile-infested ocean moat. I'm not kidding. This is how most of the streets actually turn to me. She was followed closely shows the hands of the club, "I'd Rather Be Golf" under the license plate, and golfers do it with a monitoring system with "sticker. I wondered what kind of sport, the market is kitsch… until I saw an electric hot cup of coffee Sierra that doubles as a cup in and shouts of "before" every time you touch it. These roses, custom t-shirts have had to be done, however.
So far, my business plan athlete has achieved limited success unbelievable. Golf I provide an activity to entertain customers, a place to meet colleagues, and a topic of conversation for many of my peers. Contacts and friendships also presented which unfortunately seems inaccessible because of my gender. As it turns out, however, all benefits of these contacts is removed immediately when I explained that I would not consider to accumulate points, and life is too short to hit a bunker.
About the Author
Roxanne Holmes has been an attorney in San Francisco for 24 years. She practiced in a law firm for 13 years, and now works for the California Supreme Court.
If you wish to contact the author, email her at: roxwrite@aol.com
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